Hawkman: " Ya sure this is the place? "

Tigirl: " Trus' me on this one. "

Hawkman: " That's easy for ya ta say. If Efreet or Jinn find us, I'm not responsible. "

Tigirl: " So what? If they find us, we're dead. "

Hawkman: " Don't ya think that's a nice enough reason for us ta get out! I'm still not sure this here's the place! "

Tigirl: " It IS the right place, 'kay? The Book said so. "

Hawkman: " What if the Book's wrong? "

Tigirl: " Has it ever? "

Hawkman: " ... "

Tigirl: " Great! So now ya can stop talkin' and open the door...quietly! "

Hawkman: " Great. How many more doors do ya think we'll have ta open before Jinn hears us? "

Tigirl: " If ya don't think what we're doin' is good 'nough, ya can go back and explain it ta Vulcan! "

Hawkman: " He won't like it! Hey! What ya doin'? "

Tigirl: " Checkin' if the door's still workin'. "

Hawkman: " After all them years ya don't think doors still work in here, do ya? "

Tigirl: " I'm readin' energy levels. It works. "

Hawkman: " Really? Then how do ya suppose we get in? "

Tigirl: " The Book says it all. It even gives us the access code. "

Tigirl: " There. Ya comin'? "

Hawkman: " Well, we came this far... "

Tigirl: " That's the spirit! Now, the Book says it should be ta our left. "

Tigirl: " There it is. "

Hawkman: " That's it? Are ya sure? " The Tigirl turned to him with a confident, yet seductive smile, proudly showing her certitude.

Tigirl: " C'mon. " She went to what seemed to be the device's main hatch and pushed some more buttons on the keypad besides it.

Tigirl: " 4 - 6 - 7 - 3. That should do it. " The main hatch slowly opened.

Tigirl: " Let's get in. "

Hawkman (reading his scouter): " We better move fast. We'er gonna have company! "

Tigirl: " Workin' this thing shouldn't be a problem. " She sat in what seemed to be the command chair and started activating the controls.

Tigirl (after a few seconds): " All set. Ya ready? "

Hawkman: " As I'll ever be. "

Tigirl: " Here we go! "


Dragon Ball Chaotic

Chapter I: Scoutered Beasts


Year 787 Bulma: " There we are. It's been a while since I've seen a tournament, Bra, you'll see! You'll like it! "
Profile: Age: Hair: Kin: Known accomplishments: Theme song:
Bulma
54, physically 16
Lavender
Daughter of Dr Breefs
Lives with Vegita
Mother of Trunks and Bra
Participated in the battle against Pilaf. Built the Dragon Radar, a spaceship to go to planet Nameck
and devised the Z-senshi's blue uniform. Because she befriended Son Goku, she is the main reason
why Earth is still a free world and why the Dragon Balls have not yet corrupted it.
None

Bra: " Really? Sounds kinda weird. "
Profile: Age: Hair: Kin: Known accomplishments: Theme song:
Bra
7
Lavender
Daughter of Vegita and Bulma
None, except runs incredibly fast.
None

Bulma: " Don't worry, Bra. "

Bra: " I dunno... "

Bulma (impatient): " Where is she? She told me she'd be here...Oh there she is! "

Chichi: " Hi there, Bra! "


Profile: Age: Hair: Kin: Known accomplishments: Theme song:
Chichi
50
Black, getting gray
Daughter of Gyuumao
Wife of Son Goku
Mother of Son Gohan and Son Goten
Made Son Goku promise to marry her (even though he didn't know what it meant...).
Educated Son Gohan.
Is having a harder time with Son Goten.
None

Chichi: " Bra, where's your mommy? She told me she'd be here for the tournament! "

Bulma: " I AM here! "

Chichi: " Bulma? Is that you? "

Bulma: " Of course it's me! So, how do I look? "

Chichi: " You look...young! How did you... "

Bulma: " Simple! I finally decided to use the Dragon Balls to give me back my youth! I'm now physically 16 years old! Ain't that great? "

Chichi (mouth wide open): " ... "

Chichi: " W...what made you make your decision? "

Bulma: " Well, seeing Vegita grow mentally but not physically made me think. He's not going to die for a while so I might as well stay here too! "

Chichi: " ...yeah... "

Bulma: " You oughta try it! "

Chichi: " I'll think about it...Ah! There's Goku-san. "


Profile: Age: Hair: Kin: Known accomplishments: Theme song:
Son Goku
52
Black
Saiyajin second-class warrior
Son of Bardock
Adopted son of old Son Gohan
Husband of Chichi
Father of Son Gohan and Son Goten
Participated in the battle against Pilaf. Received the training of Kamesennin, Kami-sama and
Kaiou-sama. Destroyed the Red Ribbon Army. Defeated Tao Pai Pai, Piccolo, Radditz,
Vegita and Freezer. Also defeated Rikuum, Jiisu, Baata and Ginew of the Ginyuu Tokusentai.
Fought and killed Piccolo Daimao, Majin Boo and Broli. Saved the world by teleporting
Cell off of it. Later, trained Oob in the way of Goodness and Martial Arts.
Cha La Head Cha La

Goku (approaching): " Chichi! Have you found---WAH!!! "

Goku (disbelieving): " Bu...Bu...Bulma? You...You've grown backwards!! "

Bulma: " Goku...I used the Dragon Balls to recover my youth, silly. It's like if I was 16 again! "

Goku: " Ha ha! You look like when we first met! "

Bulma: " Who's in the tournament? "

Goku: " I know Oob, Goten and Pan are participating. " Chichi hated the way Goku seemed to prefer Oob to Goten.

Bulma: " Trunks is supposed to come and I thought Vegita would also try...that is if you participated... "

Goku: " Well, I'm not going to. "

Bulma: " Seems like Vegita guessed that. It doesn't look like he came... "

Trunks (appearing out of nowhere): " Kaasan. "


Profile: Age: Hair: Kin: Known accomplishments: Theme song:
Trunks
21
Lavender
Son of Vegita and Bulma
Fought against Majin Boo. Is able to fuse with his best friend Goten to form the mighty
warrior Gotenks. Received the training of Vegita and Piccolo.
*Makafushigi Adventure

Bulma: " AAH! Will you stop that! Can't you WALK like everybody else!!!!! "

Trunks: " Gomen. I registered, met Goten, Oob and Pan and the preliminary rounds are about to start so I'm off. "

Bulma: " Good luck! "

Trunks: " Yeah. " And he flew away as fast as he came...

Bulma: " Well, let's get to the stands, I don't want to lose our seats to some bozoes... "

Bra: " You say it's fun, mommy? "

Bulma: " You'll like it I tell you! "

Chichi: " Yeah! It's a lot of fun! "

Bra: " Hmmm... "


Gohan: " So there you are! I thought I'd never find you! "
Profile: Age: Hair: Kin: Known accomplishments: Theme song:
Son Gohan
31
Black
Son of Son Goku and Chichi
Lives with Videl
Father of Pan
Has a powerful " Psychic Link " with his mentor Piccolo
Fought against Radditz, Nappa, Vegita, Dodoria, Zarbon, the Ginyuu Tokusentai, Freezer,
the Cyborgs and Majin Boo. Defeated Perfect Cell in single combat. Wielded the Zet
Sword. Received the training of Piccolo and a power boost from Dai Kaioushin, which now
prevents him from turning to Super Saiyajin. Also known to have saved Dende from certain death.
We've got Pawa! (I know, but it doesn't sound like "We gotta pawa!")

Goku: " Take your seat, Gohan! The finals are about to start! "

Anouncer: " Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the 29th Tenkaiichi Budoukai finals! "

Anouncer: " As you all know now, the tournament is now back to it's " once in three years " format for your pleasure only, thanks to our mighty savior and Champion...Mr Satan! " Mr Satan came to the ring, holding a mike.


Profile: Age: Hair: Kin: Known accomplishments: Theme song:
Mr Satan
Unknown
Black
Father of Videl
None.
Well, none we could actually call " accomplishments ".
None

Satan: " Yes! Your champion has once again stepped forward to prove his worth! I'll win this tournament for everyone who believes in me! " The croud immensely cheered him.

Anouncer: " Great news, folks! Mr Satan has decided to generously donate the prize money of 500000 Zeni to charity if he wins! That's very kind of you, sir! "

Satan: " My pleasure. " The croud cheers again.

Anouncer: " So now, without further ado, let's welcome the first two finalists, Son Goten and Pan! " And the two came to the ring.


Profile: Age: Hair: Kin: Known accomplishments: Theme song:
Son Goten
20
Black
Son of Son Goku and Chichi
Fought against Majin Boo. Received the training of Son Gohan and Piccolo. Is able
to fuse with his best friend Trunks to form the mighty Gotenks.
*Makafushigi Adventure

Profile: Age: Hair: Kin: Known accomplishments: Theme song:
Pan
8
Black
Daughter of Son Gohan and Videl
Received the training of Son Gohan.
None

Anouncer: " Now before the battle starts, we have received news that the New King's Castle is under attack. We have actual coverage of this incident which we will be presenting to you on our newly installed SuperScreen! " Reporter: " ...are having much trouble withstanding the attack of those two beast-men who appeared out of nowhere. Their identities as well as their motives are still unknown and the King's armed forces don't seem like they will be able to hold on much longer. Because of all the fighting that's taking place at the King's Castle, it looks like it's actually impossible to evacuate the King who, in his first week of duty, has seen a lot of action. Since the untimely death of our beloved King in an accident last week, many are having doubts about his successor, who, some say, may not be qualified to rule as well as our past King. Could these two mutated beings be members of a secret organization whose goal would be to dethrone the New King? Let's hope the armed forces can hold on and get some control over the Castle's assailants. This is Lynn Gweeny, for ZSN. "

Anchorman: " Thank you Lynn. And now to comment on this terrible situation is Ravio Lee from the... "

Gohan: " Tousan! We have to do something! "

Goku: " Right. Let's get Goten, Trunks and Oob and check it out! "

Satan (to the announcer): " Excuse me. Could you point me to the bathroom, please... "

Announcer (^^"): " Well...sure. Please come this way. "

Satan: " Thank you. "


At the King's Castle

Tigirl: " Fools...Why won't they jus' let us in? " Saying this she fired an energy-dan at a Hover Tank, blowing it up.

Hawkman: " 'Cause they don't wanna see the King in his grave yet, that's why!" He fired on the armed forces as well.

Tigirl: " If they only knew... "

Hawkman: " I'm gettin' bored with them wimps. Let's break in! "

Tigirl: " I'll draw their attention, and ya open the door, okay? "

Hawkman: " I'll always love the way ya talk... " They smiled to each other.

Tigirl: " Now's our chance! "

Hawkman: " Wait a minute! Check ya Scouter! Five forces comin' at us real fast! "

Tigirl: " Who could they be? "

Hawkman: " Er...They don't look strong, just two or three hundreds... "

Tigirl: " Wimps. Let's go. "

?????: " Not so fast! "

Goku: " Who are you? "

Tigirl: " No one ya'd like ta know, spike head! "

Trunks: " Come outa there and fight if you're not cowards! "

Hawkman (suddenly boiling): " Me? A coward? Did ya just say I was a co... "

Tigirl (trying to interrupt): " Raven. Calm down, now. Raven? "

Hawkman: " ...ward? I thought I heard ya say I was a coward, wimp! "

Tigirl: " Raven! Chill out!!! "

Hawkman: " He just said I was a coward! I'm not a coward and I'm gonna prove it ta him! "

Tigirl: " Well, I suppose we could teach 'em a lesson or two. Scouters still aren't beeping, so we might as well scare 'em away... "

Hawkman: " I dunno if I'll be able ta hold myself enough ta just "scare'em away"... "

Tigirl: " If ya ever go berserk, I don't wanna be there... "

Hawkman: " Would ya turn me down, m'love? "

Tigirl: " Only if ya go berserk. "

Hawkman (smiling deviously): " Trus' me. "

Hawkman (to the Z-senshi): " Ya lookin' for a fight? "

Gohan: " Judging by your behaviour, I should've asked you that! "

Tigirl: " We got things ta do, okay? So buzz off! "

Gohan(to Goku): " They're not hiding their power at all. "

Goku: " They're pretty strong, but they're nothing we can't handle. "

Gohan: " Tousan! They have Scouters! "

Oob: " I'll make you proud, Goku-san. "
Profile: Age: Hair: Kin: Known accomplishments: Theme song:
Oob
13
Black
Reincarnation of Majin Boo (although he doesn't know it)
None. His power level was so high that it impressed Goku enough to take him under his wing
and train him. Presently, Oob is still under Goku's training.
*Dragon Power Mugendai

Gohan: " We don't want to fight for no reason. If you leave now, we won't hurt you. "

Hawkman: " Yeah, sure, whatever ya say...Hey, Gale. Doesn't that "spike head" guy in the middle tell you somethin'? "

Tigirl: " Now that ya mention it, yeah. Don't he look a lil' like Vampire? "

Hawkman: " Maybe, but I don't think that's the one he reminds of. He looks kinda...familiar, ya know. "

Tigirl: " I dunno...Let's take'em and get rid o' that King o' theirs so we c'n go back. "

Hawkman (grinning): " A little exercise... "

To be continued in Chapter II: Hawk Wind


Able, August '97, Revised January 2000

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